Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.\\ Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?\\ If Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers,\\ Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? ---- She sells seashells by the seashore.\\ The shells she sells are surely seashells.\\ So if she sells shells on the seashore,\\ I'm sure she sells seashore shells. ---- Red lorry, yellow lorry. ---- Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches? ---- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck\\ If a woodchuck could chuck wood?\\ He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,\\ And chuck as much as a woodchuck would\\ If a woodchuck could chuck wood. ---- Unique New York. ---- Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone. ---- Freshly-fried flying fish. ---- She stood on the balcony,\\ inexplicably mimicking him hiccoughing,\\ and amicably welcoming him home. ---- Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager\\ imagining managing an imaginary menagerie. ---- The epitome of femininity. ---- A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,\\ but the stump thunk the skunk stunk. ---- Greek grapes. ---- Betty Botter's Better Batter\\ Betty Botter had some butter,\\ "But," she said, "this butter's bitter.\\ If I bake this bitter butter,\\ It would make my batter bitter.\\ But a bit of better butter,\\ That would make my batter better."\\ So she bought a bit of butter –\\ Better than her bitter butter –\\ And she baked it in her batter;\\ And the batter was not bitter.\\ So 'twas better Betty Botter\\ Bought a bit of better butter. ---- Ned Nott and Sam Shott\\ Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.\\ So it is better to be Shott than Nott.\\ Some say Nott was not shot.\\ But Shott says he shot Nott.\\ Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,\\ Or Nott was shot.\\ If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.\\ But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,\\ Then Shott was shot, not Nott.\\ However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott. ---- The Two-Toed Tree-Toad\\ A tree-toad loved a she-toad\\ Who lived up in a tree.\\ He was a two-toed tree-toad,\\ But a three-toed toad was she.\\ The two-toed tree-toad tried to win\\ The three-toed she-toad's heart,\\ For the two-toed tree-toad loved the ground\\ That the three-toed tree-toad trod.\\ But the two-toed tree-toad tried in vain;\\ He couldn't please her whim.\\ From her tree-toad bower,\\ With her three-toed power,\\ The she-toad vetoed him. ---- A tutor who tooted the flute\\ tried to tutor two tooters to toot.\\ Said the two to their tutor:\\ "Is it harder to toot,\\ Or to tutor two tooters to toot?" ---- The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick ---- What noise annoys an oyster?\\ The noise that annoys an oyster\\ is a noise that knows no oyster. ---- Moses supposes his toeses are roses,\\ but Moses supposes erroneously;\\ for nobody's toeses are poses of roses,\\ as Moses supposes his toeses to be. ---- [CategoryGeneral]